To celebrate, I put on the most patriotic sweat/men's t-shirt attire I could find (as July 4th is right around the corner), and whipped up some steak and shrimp for my man.
Me: Toots, go put some clothes on.
Toots: I don't eat my boogers anymore. I flick them. Or I wipe them on my baby because she can't talk.
Me: Awesome. Go inside and get some clothes on. You're in my bubble.
Toots: (Ignores me and continues to be mostly naked and suck on her sucker).
Toots: I don't eat my boogers anymore. I flick them. Or I wipe them on my baby because she can't talk.
Me: Awesome. Go inside and get some clothes on. You're in my bubble.
Toots: (Ignores me and continues to be mostly naked and suck on her sucker).
Happy Father's Day to all the GREAT dad's out there!
And if you aren't a great dad . . . . Its never too late to change ;)
10 comments:
Having met Toots, I can SO hear that conversation!!! Love it.
I'm so glad someone else has weirdos for children. I love mine. :)
Happy dad day Damon. HE better enjoy it now, because the day will soon come he is beating boys off with a stick! Congrats to Toots for the booger thing. It took me a long time to beat that habit. :)
Damon is awesome, you are both some of my favorites! Have a great week!
You're the sexiest american flag I've ever seen.
I love everything about this post, especially the commentary WITH the little lady's casual pose. It's like I was there..undies and all.
Ummm, I think Damon is the one who technically scored.
You make an excellent point, Yancey. At least three times ;).
Very good, congratulations!
What a sweet tribute to Damon and what an awesome conversation with Toots. Love it!
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