Losin' It

A lot of times when I go to the store, I pay for my groceries and start pushing my cart to leave. I usually get about 10 or 15 feet when I hear . . . Ummm . . . Mam, do you want to take your groceries with you? Oh . . . yes, silly me.

I pick up my daughter and her friend from preschool a lot of days, and her friend just lives a couple houses down from us. As I get home, Edyn says, Mommy!!!! Your forgot to drop off Jadyn! Oopsie Doopsie. Not again. Turn around, and take Jadyn home.

A while ago, I went to Costco. Just me and Ava, and I purchased some shoes. Came out to the parking lot, and goodness! I couldn't remember where I parked my car! Oops! 20 minutes later, after I had walked up and down every row of cars. I found it. Had no recollection of ever parking there. My sister said to me . . . why didn't you just set your alarm off so you could at least hear where your car is? Oh, DUH! Never thought of that!

On Sunday, I had my outfit all planned out for church. Gray skirt, black shirt, black heels. I went to my closet to get my skirt. NO WHERE to be found. So of course I call my sister and ask is she has borrowed it. Nope. Where is it? I just saw it . . . I SWEAR! So what do I do, I tear everything off the shelves, rip all my skirts off the hangers, (I am running late of course), and STILL . . . . no skirt. So I just give up. I will find something else to wear. I walk out of my closet, and what is laying neatly on my bed . . . . you guessed it, my gray skirt. I had neatly placed it there before I had taken a shower, and just completely forgot. Dang . . . . now I have to clean my closet.

My church is on the same road as my bank. Lately, when I am going to church, I end up at the bank, and when I am going to the bank, I end up at church. AHHHH!

Then there was the stop sign I completley ran the other day. No cops around. Phew. Luckily no one was killed.

Today I went to the store SPECIFICALLY for salad makings. I got everything I needed and headed home. As I went to make myself the most delicious salad, OOPS. I forgot the lettuce! I have everything else just not the main ingredient. DANG. Now I have to go back to the store. Forget it. I will have a salad tomorrow.

This list could go on for ages. I am Losing it! Big time. Sometimes I think its cause I am getting older. I am almost 30 you know. And sometimes I just go ahead and self diagnos me with early alzheimers. And then I remember. OH YEAH. I AM PREGNANT. Thats whey I am so DUMB. I am in big trouble too, cause each kid I have had, I get dumber every time. Its like they suck every last brain cell out of me. This should probably be my last kid. . . . cause I don't have too many more to spare.

So now you all know. Usually I keep it a secret well into the second trimester. But I am too sick and too tired to care if the whole world knows. I am about 12 weeks. Things are looking up though, cause I have had a really good week of no naussea. Just tired. Damon wants a boy so bad. I think it is a boy, cause I have never been so angry in my life. Whatever happens, DO NOT CROSS ME. You might get your head ripped off. Me, I want another girl. I just love girls. Edyn thinks we should name her Hannah Montana, or Lava Girl. I asked her if we could just call her Lava for short. Sure mom. Thats fine. So hopefully its a boy, cause I think Lava would get made fun of a lot.